Sunday, September 09, 2012

Curmudgeon in the Wry 533


Sunday, September 09, 2012---648 Words---Average Reading Time: 2 Minutes, 12 Seconds. (A pointless waste of time---time frittered away)
Offending readers and hindering productivity one issue at a time since 2001.
Continuing to call them as I see them.
Virtually free of original ideas. 
Warning: Contains unsound bites from the apple of life.
Often wrong…never in doubt.
Being wrong is the risk you run by thinking and acting.
A Grumpy Old Man Production.         
If you want this in a different language…move to a country that speaks it!
Gluten Free.
Why waste your time anywhere else.
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Rave: Roy Hamilton
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Reading: “Arabesk” by Barbara Nadel. Thank you Barbara!
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On the Hi Fi: “Hallelujah” by Ella Fitzgerald. Very few female vocalists today could carry her microphone.
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Under rated: “The Whistler” movie series from the 1940s, starring Richard Dix. 
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Quote: “Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”—Ralph Waldo Emerson.
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Rave: One of my favorite comic strips celebrates its 35th anniversary this day. Thanks for the years of laughs, Shoe
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You Know You’re Old: If you consider happy hour to be naptime.
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Hmmm: Are apostrophe lovers possessive?
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Truism: Most Americans do not know how things work…just that they work. I, among them.
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Rave: In his career (1998 to 2012), Andy Roddick lost just six sets at love. Two of those were to Roger Federer and one was to Rafa.
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Free Advice: Don’t worry about being wrong. Just try to avoid being wrong at the top of your lungs.
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Hmmm: When was the last time you checked the pressure of your spare tire?
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Rant: Hollywood’s constant quest to remake good movies badly.
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Quote: “I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Facts: Taxpayers own 26% of General Motors thanks to obama’s foolish bailout. Currently the stock is trading around $26 a share. The investor in chief paid $33 a share for GM with your dough.
And, by the way…the stock would need to reach $53 a share to recover the entire $49.5 billion bailout.
Obama couldn’t spell economics if you spotted him the e, cee, oh, en, oh, emm, eye and cee.
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You Know You’re Old: If you owned a set of Encyclopedias. 
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Rant: Just so there's no misunderstanding, I really don't want to know how your fantasy team is doing…whatever the sport.
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Free advice: When you oversleep, spend an extra minute in bed to develop a recovery plan.
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Didjaknow: Roberts is the last name of the world famous Barbie Doll.
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Quote: “Not one of us ever grows up to be what he intended to be. Not one of us fulfills his own expectations... We are all our own children, in that sense. At some point, somewhere, we have to stop making demands.”--Travis McGee in The Green Ripper, by John D. MacDonald (1979)
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Rave: Andy Roddick holds the men’s record for the number of night matches played in Arthur Ashe Stadium---27.
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You Know You’re Old: If you have paid off a mortgage.
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Truism: Always consider the hassle to enjoyment ratio before going away for the weekend.
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Quote: “Confident ignorance is one of the most dangerous qualities in a leader of a nation. If he (obama) has the rhetorical qualities to inspire the same confidence he has in himself by others, then you have the ingredients for a national disaster.”—Thomas Sowell.
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Didjaknow: Vincent Van Gogh sold just one painting during his lifetime.
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You Know You’re Old: If you can remember when being on welfare was embarrassing.
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One Final Thought: The hardest part of any project is the beginning.
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If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can’t, thank the teacher’s union.
If you are reading it in English, thank a Veteran.
That is all.
As you were.

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